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- This is merilin Monroe ! Sika laughs , it’s swati ganguly , fucked by two at two sides .
They shut the serial .
- I don’t understand why ED never take AG or income tax dept with them ! Rai is thinking about that . Money to be called illegal , the audit must be done by AG . And , actual income tax report must be beside to arrest one or to seize his her property .
- See , what Kautilya sir say , Jhinki , enter with the dishes .
The puja festival has arrived . But , this time no marketing . All the shops are closed . The temples are closed . The fun has departed . Sika group has enough stock , so they are not worried . Rai is in crisis of her inner garments .
- Ours are Monday Friday , yours ? Sika is talking about the food market .
- Same , Jhinki is at minimum .
- Monday Thurs day , Rai shifts from her problem .
Almost nine months have passed . Now , the scene has changed . Many have doubts , whether another world war will happen ? Or some terrorist coup ?
One good news have arrived in this hard days .
The next requirement to pass this time after the wine bottles is facebook .
Rinjal – one of Mainak’s team have brought the change .
Mumbai has closed totally .
Most of the stars are at their farm house with their girlfriends .
Enjoying the leave .
Problem is Mainak level and more lower levels .
They have money , but , if we spend now then ?
The savings is the pension of the extra s , singers , operators …of film industry .
Rinjal has some connection with software company .
And , have got the link .
Facebook is not only a facebook , actually it is facebook india , then facebook Kolkata , then facebook north Kolkata …
Rinjal has got a facebook zone .
The users , most of them has nothing to share . and most can’t express them . So , they are there . to share videos , tell the star’s tale , share some common man problem …
Rinjal has form a group , to entertain facebook users of a small zone of Kolkata , as they are Bengali .
You Tiku … you are the comedian , Rozario … singer , Monpreet … dialogues , Muru you are the teller … Mainak … software …and I collector .
They have formed it .
Facebook pays good . For some time they are saved .
The girls are lucky , will stay at home , and get the salary on first day of month , some days before Mainak was pessimist .
We teach online … Jhinki object .
Fuhh online .. who get it ? And out of Kolkata ? The village students are opening Google meet …. Believable ? Mainak is not in trust . They are for the country .
Just sweep your finger over the screen and drown in , the forget all .
- Panky , at his off time , played with pronunciations , peculiarly , Jhinki in related memory .
- Eg , Karlo from screen
- Eg capacity is kapakaiti chalk is chalke or kalke …and more funny ‘ aloo bhaja ‘ turns to ‘ loo bhaja ‘ ( potato fry ->tattoo fry )
Within today’s corona patient number is 65000 , died 3500 .., Jhinki is with her childhood .
Being introvert , Panky had no expression against ragging except anger . He , then and now , could not form necessary sentences , ( even if he could , that was not in any use , as Tifor never allowed to tell the answer to anyone ) .
Panky was easy target within and outside his family .
He was afraid of everything , specially to arms and sounds . He was afraid of crackers even . And , one of the uncles always made him afraid by cracker sound .
Other some uncles , psychic type , ragged him with many leg pulling words . Panky was total traditional classy type for whole life . He , as like other many gentle wb youth , never look at the girls .
Mouth smacking target for eb ladies .
Kolkata will be London with wheel and watch , Indian temples will get 700 800 crores allotment ; but no real oxford by real academics with foreign students and scholars is allowed here ; Sika group end the day with the conclusion .
Sika returns home with a hiding large laugh within her , Jhinki at her childhood story always make them remember that we are mukhopadhyay , puck at other’s mouth ( mukhe pad dyay ).
Sika made convey the fact to Dimitri and add ,
Dimitri = >
We , the real mukopadhyay s ( not the langra fajli … , eb refugee adding surname after 47 or 71 or 2000 or recent ) are the wisdom source ( mukhyo upadhyay ) , that means when human species became able to form civilization , India got it by the Aryans , and the oldest and chief of them with wisdom experience are the mukopadhyay s .
Now , its very difficult for foreigners like you to distinguish who is actual mukopadhyay and who are schedule tribe with fake surname .
Ave you found someone in your circle have covid ? our group have not .
Bye , sikandara .
Chandannagar
Marks sheet
Jina was good at study . She made good marks every year .
One year , after signing by Nastardam , she kept her result at her study table . But , just before leaving for school , she did not found the mark sheet . She ask Jhajalo . Jhajalo show Jina , the mark sheet is within bed cushions .
- Fuka has kept it here , Jhajalo whisper .
Jina answer nothing . But , she did not believe .
She , then and afterward , could not found why Nastradam and Jhajalo wanted to make Jina to hate Fuka ! Many years after , Jhajalo showed Jina that Fuka has written bitter slang words in his diary .
Jina need not to know that , but , Jhajalo need to show that .
Nastradam went five step more .
Nastradam insisted to watch the film ‘blue lagoon’ .
Oni stop .
One time , scientist believe this type of phenomena to bring human at earth .
But , Oni , during her brain evolution research , found that’s not correct .
From amaeba protozoa to chimpanji , evolution take place .
And , then , many chimpanji male and female together became stand on two feet . and attracted by non related opposite sex .
The proof is male cat and female cat , brother and sister , they know they never feel …the animals never do it .
But , Nastradam liked the film .
Jina went to vomit .
Oni get up , leaving her German story .
Chechien
Ram is paddling his rickshaw . He is from neighbor state of Chechien , a very poor state . Here is so flying money , so much food so much entertainment ..
After some years here of rickshaw pulling , he brought his wife and children here .
Ram is entering at the lane beside Renu’s home , and the smile comes to his lips .
Today , he is lucky guy of the Mauci s . The superiors of the nunud s , the women to look after Renu from far , and above all rules regulation of the country .
Now , they know the tricks .
Just blow the air horn , as your rickshaw pass by renu’s ome . Sometimes Renu from balcony watch them , otherwise they need not to do that even . the rest will be done the Mauci s , they will play on Renu’s breast . And , 120 db to Renu’s ear . Just a fun .
Today one kg chicken , a gift from the Mauci s .
His wife is the cleaner of one of the mauci . Ram is clever , he knows the actual job of these woman . He , timely has put is elder daughter to the mauci . For the grooming .
It’s the festival time . His full family has got costly dresses from the local welfare . His daily earning in true sense is 180 rs. But , its impossible to run a family of 6 in that . They got subsidy from the ruling party . Monthly free ration , childrens’ mid day meal with education and many other thing . For last ten years , chechien has changed abruptly .
From the left over rice at morning , he has turned to egg curry and paratha from the roadside food shop . That time , he feels a fine pity for his brothers , at their village .
Ram close his smile . the egoistic witch is at the balcony . And put his fingers over the horn to blow . to act to blow .
Ram has to receive his brother Laksman’s family , arriving for the festival . this is the time for enjoyment of the chechiens . Ram never disclose the actual situation of the city . The right hand of mla use his rickshaw sometimes . His wife works at party members house . His son and daughter have also entered to the loop .
This time the city population increase to three or four times .
But , Laksman is more smart than ram can think . Village people like Laksman have no wrong idea that in Chechien , one got food dress and home at free , just by laying over bed all the time . not even at house just beside Renu’s .
And , now or always the village female are more smart than city females .
The festival time , brings the annual market of beauty and body .
Every month , Ram has to send a good portion of their income to his village . Ram is calculating , some refund he have to make from Laksman family within these days .
Once upon a time , Lucca was the organizer of festival marketing . Now , females are all in all .
They will put the females , as per their quality . Mostly , the males put their demand after a look to these females at the fashion parades with large value dress and high makeup . But , there is a protocol and decorum .
Munni , Ria , you will serve at the inner chambers .
The aged are standing here and there . acting to take part in the worship matters . All the smiles laughs and gossips were stacked for these days .
Whole night public parties for these days .
Ram’s son is after one medium boss’s daughter , Ram has nod in that . If anything happens , he will talk to his romola mauci . Once , he took romola mauci to tarunda . She loved to rub tarunda’s arms with her breasts .
Ram’s daughter has got the chance to distribute some food .
The competition has started . dress , talk , body …
The big budget party s never allowed this class .
Mid aged ladies , mainly wives of the businessmen , are ready to surround the ministers . Some marriage breaking and new joint will be take place soon , after the ceremony .
Lucca , this time , observe the market for these days . Champa mauci has made him a good offer , to put one divorced ngo female to one widow businessman . Champa mauci herself has demand a diamond necklace for the job , from the ex jewelry merchant .
This year , no large gathering is being allowed . Get together s have arranged in small numbers . And , it’s beneficial for Lucca and is mauci team .
Sanjay –
One car driver of Chechien .
Sometimes Cleo hire driver for her car .
Sanjay is one pure chechien , lazy , a little clot minded . He can’t drive a non ac or defective ac car . He can’t return from service center by him and by bus train , he need taxi . He can’t wait a minute for water when he demand to cleo ; his wish is Cleo must ask the drivers veg or non veg simple or mineral etc ; but Sanjay has not the culture to help a lady , a high profile lady ( as she is not a fucked one ) to carry some load take out from the car .
For the 40 km up and 40 km down office journey , Cleo brought one small value car . She is one pure tax payer . Expend a rupee after many calculation . But , very particular to pay her assistants .
Through someone , Sanjay was recruited for Cleo’s car driver .
Cleo , that time has a little knowledge about car , car problems and the drivers . But , gradually , she learnt all , specially the drivers .
Everybody of chechien , or chechien unity or even the world dislike Cleo . As she is a free woman , no male person she required , and no one is allowed to be close to her . And , she earn a lot . And , has helped her country with a lot .
Sanjay also dislike Cleo . They like fucked woman , surrounded by four five male always , non employed , lower educated .
Within some days , the clutch break problem started .
The answer of technicians are – you better drive your car own .
Right , then I shall build my house , I shall make my water system , I shall make my garments , I shall make my shoes . ….
And what these people will do ?
If they dislike to drive my car , they can say it straight .
Cleo thought , but remain silent .
Within rain , Sanjay drive new car through the road holes , when other driver change the way , to relative dry road .
Sanjay has people in support of him . To help him with new plans . The witches also behind him as they dislike her high salary job .
Cleo has license , she can drive , and has good knowledge .
She found Sanjay press clutch and accelerator same time .
The service bills become larger . Cleo take private training from the trainer , to get more knowledge .
One day , Sanjay makes the car full breakdown ; drive the car pressing accelerator with hand break up . The danger red signal glows but Sanjay ignore that .
Cleo object .
- Its better to use hand break than the gears , Sanjay in argument .
- Whats the operation of hand break ? Cleo did not ask the question , just request Sanjay who had two cars of his own to get a ride Cleo , and Cleo will lift up the hand break at an interval on running condition .
Sanjay is taking exam of Cleo . Cleo wants to learn from him .
Cleo somehow manage to take the car to service center .
Everyday either horn is not blowing , wiper is not working or ….
Cleo is not speaking anything .
The head of driver association is bamien refugee , and has many cars many car drivers . and , has theft fund .
But , everything has the limit , police stop the car , take the license from sanjay , for very rough driving . Tried to make head on collision with trawler .
The bamien boss laugh , Cleo has forced to take bamien driver next .
And , Sanjay is now again unemployed , passing days at some lady saint’s den . His daughter is one party worker! , wife has got service at the age of 47 as her husband is one drunken guy .
The dispute about the smart phone for the higher class students , have come to an end . Mumtaz won the game . Iiyudgar and Danson are again energized .
Iiyudgar’s family has the parmaceutical company . One of is cousin direct it .
Iiyudgar leave the mobile to Danson , and start the run for vaccination .
Vaccination of 150 crores ! The virus must have a large life . To pop up 150 cr multiplied by rupees five hundred !!
now , Iiyudgar is the internal chief of the mafia governing body . He has made a great sacrifice for these gangs . Have married one five fucker dirty woman .
contd. to te nest …..
soma amrit bhabani tell 