Underscore
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Kolkata
Cry !!! Sika remember now . Ashish made his cry . When he failed the foreign language exam .
Fail in exam – this is a very crucial term for Sika ‘s life . And , she did not leave the class . Continued alone . She is selfish . She is ambitious .
Sika team is on their Sunday gathering .
All are viewing one grown up male’s cry .
See , these language classes were some experience . One world separated from our town life . Specially when with ashish . Rich children . their talk , attitude .. everything was different .
And … Sika smile , one competition , no one checking …who can steal a look …or a bending ashish or monsieur benoit or one university girls’ heartthrob .
And , fail in exam ! Fail in exam has a special importance is Sika’s life .
What a shame !
The sentence comes from Jhinki .
For ashish team .
Then he showed the logic – Jhinki is listening with concentration . The opponents will give him one 800 rupees job .
Yes , it carries some weight – Sika answer her .
Yes , but , if any day , his family depends on your earning , then ? Jhinki speak like a fool . Why ashish team will depend on her wealth . Why ? Are they beggar ?
And , they are self dependent team !!!!
Sika , after her friends left her house sat on her easy chair to think .
Whether ashish will ran after her money ? Why ?
Whether ashish will keep link in Sika’s life after Sika left him ?
Why ? They are not so cheap . That their females will take slaps from Sika in return .
Nooooo that’s not possible
Will ashish’s elder brothers’ family will run after her money ? Why ? To be insulted !
They have no shame ? no no no it’s not possible .
Sika , after her diner go to sleep .
Three street dogs are biting puto sandhya’s breast – right breast . The face of the street dogs turn to one local carpenter , one local tailor , one local potter !!!
The terra byte .
Sika lost her sleep for the dream . It will take time to regain that . So , take the lap top .
Dimitri @=> in our life , the intellectual property thief , I found from my high school . Chaity – one midnapuri , and you must find midnapore is total schedule caste region . They are , in sixties , first gen educated . And , they are expert in intellectual property theft – either other’s knowledge or certificates . Chaiti’s full family is very clever family . Unidirectional . Chaiti’s elder sister’s husband was somehow engineer . In the inter school science lecture competition , east Bengali head mistress always select chaity . She knew the process . From some college level magazine , chaiti’s elder sister’s husband made copy of some writing , and made the Bengali translate . Chaiti memorised and vomited . My careful listen found that chaiti has not understood the meaning , so , she jumped some words here and there . Next , puto sandhya . She , one out and out refugee family girl, searched money at every nook and corner with her elder brother and sister , wanted to be first in class . The problem was she was not meritorious , nor studious ; so she wanted to give stunt other in art work . So , she submitted the handicraft work making from the potter or carpenter or tailor . But , east Pakistani refugees underestimated west Bengal people . They forgot that every thing has a cost . third , Ajanta – again one midnapore family . Probably schedule tribe . She go over chaity . And so on …. But all the thieves are either east Pakistani refugee or midnapore people .
The same tradition is continuing . more stories will be followed .
Sikandara
Chandannagar
Gracia gracia saludo perfecto apia apia
Oni is reading her story .
Ajanta chor Ajanta chor – the sika team shout .
Oni paid no attention to them . This Sunday the team is at Bhodai’s den , now beside the river Ganges .
All you must follow my copy – feni da has already instructed . And pangla , how many t is in immunity ?
Give a double , it will be strong , I mean strong immunity – Habla suggest .
Okay okay copy me – feni da start answering .
The other three puzzled , fenida and exam !
Father will not let me enter , if I fail – Kabul crying .
Ajanta chor Ajanta chor – team shout again .
Oni chor – Bhodai verdict .
There is a large community here who have the chor surname .
No , I am the world famous writer – Oni is confident .
This is a parody story . Oni’s father tarunbabu had a habit to make parody song .
One was very favourite to Oni .
Tarunbabu had the famous voice , specially to the ladies .
And , he had to sing song to make Oni slept . They in summer ,sleep at roof .
The actual song was – he came up to the roof , to view the moon , to see the face of his dear etc etc .
Tarunbabu made that – he came up to the roof with the packet of singara ( snacks ) … uthilo se je chate singarar thonga hate …
Oni closed her eyes with the flavour of singara , when she was of age three or four .
Oni can’t sing for a problem in her vocal chord . From school mate to her relatives taunt her for husky voice .
Husky voice is also usefull , see , usha uthup – Sika anti console her . Sika anti has a distinguished voice , suits all language . The doctor made . one of her vocal nerve was non operating … some foreign doctor . probably George uncle arranged . Oni will also consult Velore , online , later on . She had the tonsil problem and many doctor’s treatment make tonsil correction but Oni’s voice became husky .
The time is for the dusk . They are taking silently the ambience of the river side . Dots of boat lanterns are twinkling over the water .
Oni return home , and return to regular atmosphere .
How could I know tarunbabu drank whose milk ? The fucking lady was repeatedly wanting the cost of the milk . Have you any info ? uhmmm that silent picture , you are making the role of deaf . No , dumb .
Oni end her bread and curry and enter to her room .
She has to add something to her app . Braingen app .
Sika aunti has send one situation .
The first day – Sika anti is telling one refugee man – I don’t want anyone for this and this and this …
Second day – do
Third day – do
It’s the general nature of all east Pakistani people . If one thing stuck to their brain , you can’t change that , even after thousand logic .
The brain has lack of logic unit . the apes huuuu no . Upto rats , the brain has the logic unit . Uhen the east Pakistani people have brain gen lower than rat . hummm – 42 . The app gives the marks .
Chechien
Cleo has the bitter experience about land settlement of the institutes during her job . Being one principal she had to handle this problem at almost every institute where she was posted . The encroachers are there , the local goons are there , the middle men are there ufff . Cleo is with the news paper . Some land dispute at one university . probably , as just after the owner’s death and world war took the same period , within the dam- droll some people nearer to the owner , obviously they are from bamien , took the advantage to encroach university land . They state now that those were in lease , but , the govt. authority has no right to lend govt.university land in lease . They must reside at quarters . Now , the authority wants back he land .
Cleo put the news paper down . And , wrap herself with the shawl .
Once , within this hour , she had to prepare her and mother’s three times food , her cat’s rice and fish , and get ready .
Cleo look at the watch . two minutes left to depart the express train , memory blink .
Persons like Cleo knows the meaning of two minute .
Just two minutes . Cleo is viewing her to run from platform number 1 to 11 . he can . he have to . Two minutes …
Two minutes and Bartassky with a good for nothing expression makes bye to Bankim Chatterjee .
The second man is P Dalal . The full dalal family is woman trafficker . The starting of Pradip Dalal was with his sister . Now also , with other girls of the locality , he sell his nieces . All have good health . Pradip Dalal’s father was good in this . Instead of making some rubbish scrutiny about neighbour girls , had made the deals well . P Dalal must have some new one . Bartasy , in their code , instruct him to come in the evening . Evening means after ten .
Bartassky has some important meetings today . So , he lose is room , and comes out from home .
Today , the budget session of their mafia gangs . Kalian of royish has placed his estimate for one private university under his name , dutta as also placed , $%6 goyala and (*& carpenter are also in demand of university under their name ), bhattar gang , roychoudhuri gang already have . They have hard eared money ! , and they are all learned academic people with a solid academic background – future must remember them by these works . All have engaged some pure chechien brahmin academics to bear the load . Bartasky also willing to be the chancellor of his own university . He will take Tuhasin with him for the university .
The other states of chechien unity are poor , very poor . So they can get land there easily . Bartasky is calculating . One fourth from the promoters , one fourth from contractors of pwd , and the rest from Renu .
Yes , we need one paper work known person , just to put at the offices . Who cares what ? Money will make everything , just a protocol . No problem , Sohini is here . She and her mother have good under score and at present , she has no job . So , … Bartasky’s calculation is running with same speed of his car .
Tuhasin oooo tuhasin is very busy and very depressed now . For her elder sister , who is one mental patient for many years . But , now at critical stage . Bartasky hopes the better , Tuhasin must help him as past .. he will be the chancellor . This is new in chechien . Governor is generally the chancellor of universities . But , private university have any one . May be one consumer retailer also . Tuhasin ! One can’t leave her ill mother , but must leave one ill elder sister . Specially useless elder sister .
Elder sister of the state – now before a challenge .
Tu tu vous vous tu tu vous vous
The scenario of this time . Mumtaz sounds from dais .
But just one year before –
The capital stadium is filled . One fly can’t get place anywhere .
Stadium is filled with the learned principals directors education secretaries and education union people .
Mumtaz is proud , Mumtaz is taking the amazement . From the village hut , from the school college last bench , from the search of some loop hole of the university to get the certificates , from the trial to be at focus by dancing before university , now , she is at the stadium .
She has made it possible .
One from non educated lower caste family , to … to take the ritual honour of these learned men . Many of them even Brahmins are touching her feet to get special blessing .
And , see , the genius Renu !!!
And her family !!!!
Renu is now at a dumb state . Just vomiting the same syllabus to the girl students like her , and , just with a very small pay .
And , Mumtaz can through her any time from that job . She is not doing that as she is generous . The Epi’s lady hooligan team is with her , as she was one of them . She can do anything at midnight also .
Everyone is waiting for the announcement , increase of pay , at least 2000 3000 5000 . What a beggar society – these teachers . The financial minister , as per pay commission and labour department law has informed about the small increment , but she knows the village drama , and she is one woman , she will describe it with the foams of commitments and patting the society .
Ufff these college principals ! Always have to bow down before the directors , minister ; now before the chief . She invited them to know their problem . Now they are important . Waiting with their agenda .
No no no she has not so much time . She will end the meeting , the party meeting , after her drama . She knows the food packet will satisfy 90% of the mass .
Tu tu vous vous tu tu vous vous
The veterans of this state has the habit to call the labour class … and the persons looking like her – coming from low class family by tu , not vous . It has taken a long time for her family to rise from tu to vous .
See Renu … always call the young potato sellers meat sellers junior teachers … by tu .
Have not any manners .
This tu is very difficult barrier to overcome , overcome by Mumtaz class to get in touch with the educated family s , to dream to get married one from their class . Our class is suffering .
What those sellers think , none know ; but Mumtaz and her family object this .
Tu tu … she call one principal with finger sign ;
Tu tu … she call one aged party member with finger sign , her party means she is the queen of the party …
Chopra aa she call one IAS secretary to give the data .
These people or women of their family , still today , if get Mumtaz at local train must call her by tu tu sit shifted .
And started the caricature . All are happy .
But now ? The teachers …
The state elder sister is in problem .
The state elder sister is one problem !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Contd. To the nest ….
[ all characters , incidents , locations , dialogues are purely imaginary . any similarity is a mere coincidence ]
soma amrit bhabani tell 