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Hellosab march 2021 the nest for the nearer
UNDERSCORE
30
Al Abu city
The first day of the new year . Iiyudgar is singing a song . He is happy .
Iiyudgar took his mobile and send the code message to Vije that he will send some crores of euro to fight at Paris court .
Vije is totally unhappy . Another bad year has arrived .
Yesterday he had won the match at the last moment .
But the process he adopted as per Iiyudgar’s advise is not of his kind .
He is not a blackmailer like Iiyudgar et al .
But , he needs money , crores of euro .
Otherwise he will loose his residence even at London after the property of Paris .
Iiyudgar has more information about him than himself .
The international company , whose franchisee he had at chehien has two major share holder . The nickname Vije group gave are Lorel and Hardy . Suits with their statistics .
Now Lorel has one daughter – Coral , and hardy has one son – Dimano .
Lorel and Hardy , as happens ,decided to give marriage their son and daughter , i.e. Coral with Dimano or Dimano with Coral .
And , as like film story , one day Dimano fall in love with one beauty queen Triche . Triche loves money . Dimano has money . So , they started their dates .
Lorel and Hardy accepted truth .
That was a good time for vije . His company at chechien was making a huge profit . Vije has expanded his business apart from his main business . Even his dream project airlines also he belonged then .
Any time , he could fly to any where .
Made his lunch with Lorel at London and diner at Paris with Hardy family .
Property after property at chechien , England , France , Italy many where .
Bank lone were approved over night at chechien , Paris, london .
But , gradually , his personal asset value became larger than his capital .
The banks started to note that .
The recovery initiated at chechien .
And , with the fund , one day Vije fled to London . Keeping the loans behind .
All the business stopped at chechien .
Chechien court allowed for a second chance to get some loans .
But , he could not stand up .
But one thing happened in his good time – Triche compares him with Dimano . Vije’s asset is Vije’s asset . Dimano’s asset is their family asset .
With the huge amount of money , Vije had some scandals at chechien . That’s natural . But , the last one affect his family . He went close with his son’s girl friend . Vije keep aware of these scandals not to reach Triche and Coral .
Triche , off and on , fly to London to spend her weak end with Vije . And hiding Dimano .
Iiyudgar got this scoop and advise Vije to use Triche .
Vije does not like blackmailing .
But , if he can regain the business , then Coral will be her , and hence Lorel’s property .
So , yesterday , after many cross and circle , he got the courage .
Triche got the intimate photographs with Vije at her bed , and one sermon , to be a good hostess at James ‘ party .
Triche , has got that now Vije is useless to her , Dimano will get the photographs if she attend James’ party or not . but …
Yes , she will be in contact with a super duper rich of London at his fort .
Vije , sad Vije , not comparing , enjoy the new year’s eve at one duke’s party with statistically father’s daughter Coral .
And , today , Vije is waiting for euro from Iiyudgar . But in sad mood . One pic of ladies shoe is in the whatsap from Triche .
Karlo with his mouth whistle enter to the motel . Already he have informed Lajjabati for the night . It is heard by Karlo that Lajjabati is famous to carry five client at a time . The chechien girls are expert in this technique , but Karlo paid single . At the entrance , he met one director of the motel . He knows this face . He is Iiyudgar .
During the selection of food and drinks , al Patita , one house keeper comes to him to give the message that Lajjabati will visit him in time . karlo knows this girl also . She was at the sand view hotel of the desert luxury city , owned by khalifa chechien collaboration .
Why Nazayezraj hide the pen drive at Lajjabati’s room ? Lajjabati’s lipstick case ? The question is roaming with Karlo for one year . How he entered to her room ?
Nazayezraj is now under custody of the desert police . But Tubeson and his accompany has fled . Karlo took the soft bed .
I owe you a diner
A candle light diner
Khaiyaam is with his lyrics .
- May be lantern light , Aladin add , as lanterns very much available at Singapore , with colourful decoration .
I mind you
One single rose is better than a bunch
Khaiyaam in next lines . Ladies are listening , with personality .
Ek hi acchha hai , jyada se … Khaiyaaam confirm Saki .
With the laughs , Aladin and Valentina leave sakikahiyaam’s apartment .
- What’s your program now , Aladin ask Valentina , as he has nothing to do this time .
- Shopping , grocery , Valentina need some .
- You like shopping ? Aladin never has visited grocery shop .
- Yes , closing the door of the car , Valentine answer Aladin . From my childhood . ….
Aladin likes this . Valentina’s talk . About her childhood .
They reach the grocery departmental store nearer to Valentina’s flat .
Aladin remain at the car . Valentine , smiling , walk through the secured doors .
After about fifteen minutes , with the carry bags , Valentina comes out quickly .
Before the car , pressing over the bonnet , Aladin is standing at ease . The rays of the setting sun is over the car with the shadow of the building .
The frame becomes a fridge shot to Valentina .
Bangkok
Vepu took the advice of his god father . He leaves the heroine with her academy , and aim her elder sister . The fat fool guy . The typical chechien girl . Marriage is the best award for their life . And children is the life time achievement . And love love love …
The chechien great hero – the idol of love . Every romantic pose in all the films are in the memory . And , Vepu can copy those very well .
Linda , at the plane for Bangkok , is with the story .
- One small pack will take you to the sunless room , caution from the vender has alert her . So , the story is the replacement .
- But , we have our men there , you will get it , the drug peddler made the eye sign .
- Fasten your belt , we are landing at Bangkok , the air hostess give the sermons . Linda push her mother , sleeping the whole time . With the logic – it’s night for our land .
They reach the hotel at almost noon of this country . Linda went to sleep to cover the last night .
And , then the sea beach . Linda’s mother is happy .
She does not know the cause of mind change of Linda . Linda don’t want any conflict at her family . Her mother’s brother in law is a problem to her .
The hotel is full with their team . Paola is in charge . The show will be at another hotel . The team girls get permission to make tour for the night . The hotel owner is some one nearer to her parents , Linda knows .
She is enjoying the beach .
She is not eager for laser show or to move to any islands .
Deck chair and novel is the best .
Vepu has introduced him with the elder sister . He is the helper of union leader of the nearer jute mill . The control is under him .
The riverside is the best place for romance . The elder sister has found that the homeless familyless refugee young is not like others . He can speak . Speaking is an art . The music school time has extended for her high profile learned family .
She listen , how poor is the vepu family , how the land division has made these family pennyless , how they live even without a good meal .
She listen , the story of the labours . How sad . They , two sisters are grow up with plenty . Specially n food . Six months every year , the jute mills are remain closed . Payment is so poor , less than their med even . What a cruel earth . If she can to turn to a good earth .
- you can write these stories , she suggest vepu .
Vepu thought . Right . But , he can’t write . He needs one helper .
His language is like a loafer , His known stories are of the loafers . Sex always comes out from rice and fish .
But , god has uttered through the mouth of this callous girl .
The sea beach is crowded . No one is watching Linda . Even her mother’s engaged two body guard girl cum friend, dagar and dogor are making fun at a far .
Many chechien family with boys and girls are making amusement and fun over long sea shore .
One chechien boy comes nearer to Linda and throw a pouch on her lap .
Before to find his face by Linda , the boy vanishes .
contd. To the next issue ….
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Hellosab march2021 the blocks for the thinker
Underscore
29
Kolkata
Cry !!! Sika remember now . Ashish made his cry . When he failed the foreign language exam .
Fail in exam – this is a very crucial term for Sika ‘s life . And , she did not leave the class . Continued alone . She is selfish . She is ambitious .
Sika team is on their Sunday gathering .
All are viewing one grown up male’s cry .
See , these language classes were some experience . One world separated from our town life . Specially when with ashish . Rich children . their talk , attitude .. everything was different .
And … Sika smile , one competition , no one checking …who can steal a look …or a bending ashish or monsieur benoit or one university girls’ heartthrob .
And , fail in exam ! Fail in exam has a special importance is Sika’s life .
What a shame !
The sentence comes from Jhinki .
For ashish team .
Then he showed the logic – Jhinki is listening with concentration . The opponents will give him one 800 rupees job .
Yes , it carries some weight – Sika answer her .
Yes , but , if any day , his family depends on your earning , then ? Jhinki speak like a fool . Why ashish team will depend on her wealth . Why ? Are they beggar ?
And , they are self dependent team !!!!
Sika , after her friends left her house sat on her easy chair to think .
Whether ashish will ran after her money ? Why ?
Whether ashish will keep link in Sika’s life after Sika left him ?
Why ? They are not so cheap . That their females will take slaps from Sika in return .
Nooooo that’s not possible
Will ashish’s elder brothers’ family will run after her money ? Why ? To be insulted !
They have no shame ? no no no it’s not possible .
Sika , after her diner go to sleep .
Three street dogs are biting puto sandhya’s breast – right breast . The face of the street dogs turn to one local carpenter , one local tailor , one local potter !!!
The terra byte .
Sika lost her sleep for the dream . It will take time to regain that . So , take the lap top .
Dimitri @=> in our life , the intellectual property thief , I found from my high school . Chaity – one midnapuri , and you must find midnapore is total schedule caste region . They are , in sixties , first gen educated . And , they are expert in intellectual property theft – either other’s knowledge or certificates . Chaiti’s full family is very clever family . Unidirectional . Chaiti’s elder sister’s husband was somehow engineer . In the inter school science lecture competition , east Bengali head mistress always select chaity . She knew the process . From some college level magazine , chaiti’s elder sister’s husband made copy of some writing , and made the Bengali translate . Chaiti memorised and vomited . My careful listen found that chaiti has not understood the meaning , so , she jumped some words here and there . Next , puto sandhya . She , one out and out refugee family girl, searched money at every nook and corner with her elder brother and sister , wanted to be first in class . The problem was she was not meritorious , nor studious ; so she wanted to give stunt other in art work . So , she submitted the handicraft work making from the potter or carpenter or tailor . But , east Pakistani refugees underestimated west Bengal people . They forgot that every thing has a cost . third , Ajanta – again one midnapore family . Probably schedule tribe . She go over chaity . And so on …. But all the thieves are either east Pakistani refugee or midnapore people .
The same tradition is continuing . more stories will be followed .
Sikandara
Chandannagar
Gracia gracia saludo perfecto apia apia
Oni is reading her story .
Ajanta chor Ajanta chor – the sika team shout .
Oni paid no attention to them . This Sunday the team is at Bhodai’s den , now beside the river Ganges .
All you must follow my copy – feni da has already instructed . And pangla , how many t is in immunity ?
Give a double , it will be strong , I mean strong immunity – Habla suggest .
Okay okay copy me – feni da start answering .
The other three puzzled , fenida and exam !
Father will not let me enter , if I fail – Kabul crying .
Ajanta chor Ajanta chor – team shout again .
Oni chor – Bhodai verdict .
There is a large community here who have the chor surname .
No , I am the world famous writer – Oni is confident .
This is a parody story . Oni’s father tarunbabu had a habit to make parody song .
One was very favourite to Oni .
Tarunbabu had the famous voice , specially to the ladies .
And , he had to sing song to make Oni slept . They in summer ,sleep at roof .
The actual song was – he came up to the roof , to view the moon , to see the face of his dear etc etc .
Tarunbabu made that – he came up to the roof with the packet of singara ( snacks ) … uthilo se je chate singarar thonga hate …
Oni closed her eyes with the flavour of singara , when she was of age three or four .
Oni can’t sing for a problem in her vocal chord . From school mate to her relatives taunt her for husky voice .
Husky voice is also usefull , see , usha uthup – Sika anti console her . Sika anti has a distinguished voice , suits all language . The doctor made . one of her vocal nerve was non operating … some foreign doctor . probably George uncle arranged . Oni will also consult Velore , online , later on . She had the tonsil problem and many doctor’s treatment make tonsil correction but Oni’s voice became husky .
The time is for the dusk . They are taking silently the ambience of the river side . Dots of boat lanterns are twinkling over the water .
Oni return home , and return to regular atmosphere .
How could I know tarunbabu drank whose milk ? The fucking lady was repeatedly wanting the cost of the milk . Have you any info ? uhmmm that silent picture , you are making the role of deaf . No , dumb .
Oni end her bread and curry and enter to her room .
She has to add something to her app . Braingen app .
Sika aunti has send one situation .
The first day – Sika anti is telling one refugee man – I don’t want anyone for this and this and this …
Second day – do
Third day – do
It’s the general nature of all east Pakistani people . If one thing stuck to their brain , you can’t change that , even after thousand logic .
The brain has lack of logic unit . the apes huuuu no . Upto rats , the brain has the logic unit . Uhen the east Pakistani people have brain gen lower than rat . hummm – 42 . The app gives the marks .
Chechien
Cleo has the bitter experience about land settlement of the institutes during her job . Being one principal she had to handle this problem at almost every institute where she was posted . The encroachers are there , the local goons are there , the middle men are there ufff . Cleo is with the news paper . Some land dispute at one university . probably , as just after the owner’s death and world war took the same period , within the dam- droll some people nearer to the owner , obviously they are from bamien , took the advantage to encroach university land . They state now that those were in lease , but , the govt. authority has no right to lend govt.university land in lease . They must reside at quarters . Now , the authority wants back he land .
Cleo put the news paper down . And , wrap herself with the shawl .
Once , within this hour , she had to prepare her and mother’s three times food , her cat’s rice and fish , and get ready .
Cleo look at the watch . two minutes left to depart the express train , memory blink .
Persons like Cleo knows the meaning of two minute .
Just two minutes . Cleo is viewing her to run from platform number 1 to 11 . he can . he have to . Two minutes …
Two minutes and Bartassky with a good for nothing expression makes bye to Bankim Chatterjee .
The second man is P Dalal . The full dalal family is woman trafficker . The starting of Pradip Dalal was with his sister . Now also , with other girls of the locality , he sell his nieces . All have good health . Pradip Dalal’s father was good in this . Instead of making some rubbish scrutiny about neighbour girls , had made the deals well . P Dalal must have some new one . Bartasy , in their code , instruct him to come in the evening . Evening means after ten .
Bartassky has some important meetings today . So , he lose is room , and comes out from home .
Today , the budget session of their mafia gangs . Kalian of royish has placed his estimate for one private university under his name , dutta as also placed , $%6 goyala and (*& carpenter are also in demand of university under their name ), bhattar gang , roychoudhuri gang already have . They have hard eared money ! , and they are all learned academic people with a solid academic background – future must remember them by these works . All have engaged some pure chechien brahmin academics to bear the load . Bartasky also willing to be the chancellor of his own university . He will take Tuhasin with him for the university .
The other states of chechien unity are poor , very poor . So they can get land there easily . Bartasky is calculating . One fourth from the promoters , one fourth from contractors of pwd , and the rest from Renu .
Yes , we need one paper work known person , just to put at the offices . Who cares what ? Money will make everything , just a protocol . No problem , Sohini is here . She and her mother have good under score and at present , she has no job . So , … Bartasky’s calculation is running with same speed of his car .
Tuhasin oooo tuhasin is very busy and very depressed now . For her elder sister , who is one mental patient for many years . But , now at critical stage . Bartasky hopes the better , Tuhasin must help him as past .. he will be the chancellor . This is new in chechien . Governor is generally the chancellor of universities . But , private university have any one . May be one consumer retailer also . Tuhasin ! One can’t leave her ill mother , but must leave one ill elder sister . Specially useless elder sister .
Elder sister of the state – now before a challenge .
Tu tu vous vous tu tu vous vous
The scenario of this time . Mumtaz sounds from dais .
But just one year before –
The capital stadium is filled . One fly can’t get place anywhere .
Stadium is filled with the learned principals directors education secretaries and education union people .
Mumtaz is proud , Mumtaz is taking the amazement . From the village hut , from the school college last bench , from the search of some loop hole of the university to get the certificates , from the trial to be at focus by dancing before university , now , she is at the stadium .
She has made it possible .
One from non educated lower caste family , to … to take the ritual honour of these learned men . Many of them even Brahmins are touching her feet to get special blessing .
And , see , the genius Renu !!!
And her family !!!!
Renu is now at a dumb state . Just vomiting the same syllabus to the girl students like her , and , just with a very small pay .
And , Mumtaz can through her any time from that job . She is not doing that as she is generous . The Epi’s lady hooligan team is with her , as she was one of them . She can do anything at midnight also .
Everyone is waiting for the announcement , increase of pay , at least 2000 3000 5000 . What a beggar society – these teachers . The financial minister , as per pay commission and labour department law has informed about the small increment , but she knows the village drama , and she is one woman , she will describe it with the foams of commitments and patting the society .
Ufff these college principals ! Always have to bow down before the directors , minister ; now before the chief . She invited them to know their problem . Now they are important . Waiting with their agenda .
No no no she has not so much time . She will end the meeting , the party meeting , after her drama . She knows the food packet will satisfy 90% of the mass .
Tu tu vous vous tu tu vous vous
The veterans of this state has the habit to call the labour class … and the persons looking like her – coming from low class family by tu , not vous . It has taken a long time for her family to rise from tu to vous .
See Renu … always call the young potato sellers meat sellers junior teachers … by tu .
Have not any manners .
This tu is very difficult barrier to overcome , overcome by Mumtaz class to get in touch with the educated family s , to dream to get married one from their class . Our class is suffering .
What those sellers think , none know ; but Mumtaz and her family object this .
Tu tu … she call one principal with finger sign ;
Tu tu … she call one aged party member with finger sign , her party means she is the queen of the party …
Chopra aa she call one IAS secretary to give the data .
These people or women of their family , still today , if get Mumtaz at local train must call her by tu tu sit shifted .
And started the caricature . All are happy .
But now ? The teachers …
The state elder sister is in problem .
The state elder sister is one problem !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Contd. To the nest ….
[ all characters , incidents , locations , dialogues are purely imaginary . any similarity is a mere coincidence ]
